types of woman

HARD DISK Woman :
She remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM Woman :
She forgets about you, the moment u turn her off

WINDOWS Woman :
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her

EXCEL Woman :
They can do a lot of things but u mostly use her for ur basic needs

SCREENSAVER Woman :
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman :
Difficult to access

SERVER Woman :
Always busy when u need her

MULTIMEDIA Woman :
She makes horrible things look beautiful

CD-ROM Woman :
She is always faster and faster

E-MAIL Woman :
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

VIRUS Woman :
Also known as "WIFE" , when u are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all ur resources. If u try to uninstall her u will lose something, if u don't try to uninstall her u will lose everything.